I Guess He Likes This Movie

Josh: That baby Grinch got mad and ate Santa!

Merry Christmas

Josh:Who is that?
Kim: That's the Grinch.
Josh: Where's his clothes?!

Cookie, Please!

Kim: Go get under the covers.
Josh: But there's no cookie in my hand. See. *opens his mouth*

Let Me Introduce Whole Grain Bread

Josh: Can I have some mountain grass bread?

The Most Important Meal of the Day

Josh: Can you make me pamcakes? ... Pamcakes! ... PAMCAKES!!
Kim: ... No.

Mrs. Who?

Kim: Say...
Josh: Sassafrass
Kim: Where did you hear that from?
Josh: From Mrs. Greenbrook
Kim: Who's that?
Josh: I don't know.

Playing With Play-Doh

I made a rose, a baby, a taco, a frog, and a butterfly. After I showed my finished product to Josh he would ask in a whisper:

Josh *whispering*: Can I smash it?

Trouble

Whenever Josh gets in trouble he thinks he can fix it by making big eyes. He gets in our faces with his big eyes and says: Are you happy? Do my big eyes make you happy? As if him making his eyes really big could erase whatever bad thing he just did. It's like he's trying to hypnotize us.

Elmo Reference

*Josh picks up the movie Flubber*
Josh: Look it's Mr. Noodle! Let's watch this Mr. Noodle tape!

Thomas Reference

Josh: Are we on the Island of Sodor?
Me: No, we're not, but you're going there soon to visit Thomas. Are you excited?
Josh: No, not yet.
Me: Oh, are you going to be excited later?
Josh: Yes.

Driving

Josh: Grandma, you are a crazy driver!
Grandma: No, I'm not. You heard that from your mommy.
Josh: Yes, you are a crazy driver!

You Are?

Josh: I am Aunt Rose! I am Aunt Rose! I am Aunt Rose!

Sinfully White Cake

Josh: Umm... Someone cut me a piece of cake.
*Dawn cuts a piece and puts it in front of him*
Josh: Who gave me this cake?!

Where Did He Pick That Up From?

Me: I missed you, Joshie.
Josh *with a slight British accent*: I missed you too and now I want you to play hockey with me.

The Service Here Sucks

Josh *sitting at his computer*: Can I get a drink over here?!

A Phone Conversation

Me: Hi Joshie.
Josh: I want to go to the beach.
Me: Oh, Josh. We can't go to the beach. I'm sorry.
Josh: No, not you. Mommy.
Me: Oh, ok. Aunt Terry's beach?
Josh: No, if you go down a different road it will take you to a different beach.
Me: Oh, ok.
Josh: When are you coming home?
Me: We'll be home soon.
Josh: I miss you.
Me: I miss you, too.

Vacation... II

This time I'm going back to Indiana for a week and possibly a few days. I will have internet connection, but, unfortunately, I will not have access to Joshua. He's staying home. Without him posting is, kind of, pointless. New posts when I get back.

Oh No!

Josh: The machine is coming! It's going to pull your eyes out. Hide your eyes! *puts his arm over my eyes* And your mough!! *puts his other arm over my mouth* *whispering* They are coming. They are going to get your eyes.

Introduction to Shaving

Josh: Stephie, why are your legs so furry?

Goodnight

After putting a sleep mask on Josh:

Me: Josh, look at me.
Josh: But I just can't see.

Nonny Nap

Me: Are you tired?
Josh: Yes, I am. I am a going to lay right here with my blanket.
*Pulls up an I Spy book and lays it on his lap and closes his eyes.*

Lunchtime

Me: Eat your rice, Joshua.
Josh: No, you are not. You are Aunt Robin.
Me: No, I'm Stephanie. Aunt Robin is in Indiana.
Josh: No, you are Aunt Robin.
Me: Okay. Well, Aunt Robin says eat your rice.

He Never Says That To Anyone Else

Josh (to Lexi): I love you soooo much, but please don't jump on me.

A New Word For the Dictionary

Josh: That's pooter.
Me: What does pooter mean?
Josh: Pooter means bad, nasty, dirty, chocolate candy.