St. Simon's Island

We're off to St. Simon's Island for a week. Unfortunately, or fortunately, there isn't any internet connection. More postings when we come back!

Sorry, Got To Go

*Josh smiles up at me and holds up his arms*
Grandma *yells from the other room*: Josh!!
Josh: Oh, my grandma is calling me.

Playing with Lexi

*Lexi jumps on and licks Josh all over while Josh squirms*
Josh: I'm all twisted up!

What?!

Josh: *jabbering* ...and then he was in time out.
Me: Time out? Really?
Josh: Uh-huh. And then he was chained up!
Me: Oh, I don't think anyone was chained up.
Josh: Uh-huh!!
Lady: What an imagination!

Shopping

Josh: Get out of this place. It's dirty here.

The Pool

Me: Did you like playing with the girls at the pool?
Josh: Yea, I was playing with the truck and I cried cause I wanted... and those pretty girls.
Me: The girls were pretty?
Josh: Yeah!

Trapt

Josh: You are enchained.
Me: I am?
Josh: You are not getting anywhere because you are my pammers.

My Insides

Josh: Do I have a spleen?

Oh, Yea!

Josh: Are you crazy, Aunt Rose?

Fuel

Josh: These marshmellows are gases for eating.

Monsters

Josh: There are monsters.
Me: No, there aren't any monsters.
Josh: There are scary monsters in caves and they are comin'. We have to hide under a blanket and they might bite it.

Thomas the Train

Josh: Stephie, I'm a useful engine!

Prayers

Last night, while saying his prayers:

Josh: God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and Stephie, and Kimmie, and Aunt Rose, and Grandma... *looking around the room* ... and TV!

A Dead Worm

It got a drink of water and it got died and it couldn't see Mommy, right?

I <3 Grandma

I spray Grandma with the hose everyday.

Mowing the Lawn

This is grass for the lawnmower to eat to make it green and sparkly, but it's not for eating.

Storytime

As best as I can remember it, a story from Josh that he told me over breakfast:

One time my nightlight burned out
and mommy came in and fixed it
and dada said we had hamburgers
and it went fzzzz.


Your interpretation is as good as mine.

Boys and Girls

While reading a book about opposites, Josh and I came to a page with a boy and a girl on it.

Me: What is this one?
Josh: No, no. We cannot look at that one. It is gross.

Frogs

Josh is fascinated with frogs. He's a frog. Other people are frogs (ex. Robin Frog).

Aunt Robin: Josh, do you want to try some of my cherry jell-o?
Josh: *makes a face* No, frogs do not eat cherry jell-o. They eat popcorn.

Everyone's Here

Everyone got in yesterday. I had the 3 boys playing in the backyard. While we were cleaning up Joshua grabbed his chest and said: My little boobie hurts.

Cuss Words

Josh was introduced to the word "dammit" when he was 2 years old. He knows the word is wrong and is constantly being corrected for using it. He then created two new words that greatly resemble "dammit": Dammo and Gammit.

Computers

Josh is facinated with computers. He has his very own Windows 98. He will sit in front of it for hours playing his computer games.

*Joshua trying to put a DVD into the computer*

Joshua: Grandma, ALL discs go in computers.
Grandma: Josh, I don't think so.*
Joshua: No, they do.

* My grandma is not very knowledgable about computers and Joshua almost convinced her that his computer would play DVDs.