How Funny

TV: Batman! Batman! Batman!
Josh: Oh, hold on. Someone's calling me.

You Look Angry

*Josh makes a horrible face: eyes narrow, mouth scowling*
Josh: This is the look I do when I kill someone.

Okay...

Josh: Now, it is just not fair. I am telling you. You cannot eat the candy after the whale.

That's the Wrong Donald

Aunt Leslie: Hi, Donald. Is Paula there?
Josh: Donald! ... Donald had a farm and ...he lost all of his sheep.

Why Won't You Listen To Me?!

*I am nodding off*
Josh: Stephanie, I want to play with my trains and you are aggravating me cause you are not listening.

Secrets

Josh: I need to tell you a whisper secret.
Me: Ok.
Josh: Daddy is going to be Catwoman.

Secrets

Josh: I need to tell you a whisper secret.
Me: Ok.
Josh: Daddy is going to be Catwoman.

I am?

Josh: I am going to put my feet here and you are going to be a feet stool.

What is that?!

*Mom lifts up her arm*
Josh: What is that on your axilla (medical term for armpit)?
Mom: That's hair.
Josh: What?! Why?! I don't like it! Put it DOWN!

How Many More People Can We Fit In This House?

*Aunt Leslie, Uncle Keith and Josh are eating breakfast the morning Aunt Robin leaves after a visit*

Josh: Is Aunt Robin moving in with us?

Reading the Bible the Joshua Way

Josh *looking at picture of Adam*: Mommy Mary sees the rabbit and the racoon and she is naked. *looking at Adam and Eve* Mommy Mary does not have any clothes on. *looking at Abraham and Sarah* Mommy Mary has clothes on now. *looking at Noah and the ark* Her uncle is picking flowers and... eating them!